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  • Words

    The Gone are those days I was a kid when…. Pussy meant CAT, Sex meant GENDER, Dick was a NAME, Bang was a SOUND, SCREW was a mechanical tool, CLIMAX simply referred to an end. DOGGY was just a dog Scissors, wheelbarrow, missionary were just words ROD was just an iron… UUhhhh! But Now that […]

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  • Businessman

    The A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for #50,000. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT […]

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  • Judge

    The A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child. THE WIFE… jumps up and says, your honour I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody…… The Judge turns to the husband and asked what […]

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  • Musa

    The Musa was hired as a security in a company, as night approached,he felt sleepy,but didn’t want to sleep,so he went around the yard{in an effort to escape d urge to sleep} & came to sit down… Unfortunately,h e fell asleep till morning. When the boss came in d nxt morning,he looked at Musa for […]

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  • Igbo lady

    The An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served. The barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell… western wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders. The British guy made his order; “Johnny Walker, single”. The American guy said […]

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  • Penis

    The A man went to see a doctor and said,”pls doctor dont laugh at what i want to show you.”the doctor said,”i have been a doctor for 20 years so i dont see what can amuse me.”so the man opened his trousers and showed his penis to the doctor which was as small as a […]

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  • Girl

    The Young Shall Grow !!! In a nursery class, a little girl asks teacher,” can Mom get pregnant? Teacher : how old is your mother? Little girl: she is forty. Teacher: yes she can get pregnant. Little girl: can my big sister get pregnant? Teacher: how old is your big sister ? Little girl: she […]

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  • Bride

    The >> The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner […]

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  • Fake muslim

    The Two Christians were lost in the Sahara Desert. One is David and the other is Gabriel. They were dying of hunger and thirst. While wandering they arrived at an oasis that looked like an Emirate with a Mosque in the middle. David said to Gabriel “Let’s pretend as if we are Muslims, otherwise we […]

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  • Boss

    The A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX wit U I will make it very FAST. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be DONE ” She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend […]